'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
