what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
