Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Randomize