"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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