she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I am naked and annoyed.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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