Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
