Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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