i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
high people should be assigned attendants
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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