I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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