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True but thats because hes a fetus.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives

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(631): View more from New York

we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(303): View more from Colorado

dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.

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(251): View more from Alabama

"Accidentally" bump into him after class.

(734): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.

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(619): View more from California

Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..

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