The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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