You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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