Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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