You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize