yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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