Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I'm really busy with my period
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