I wannas sexs uuuuu
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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