I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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