About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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