I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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