Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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