I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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