some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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