It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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