Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I faked an abortion last night.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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