i was born a porn star she said
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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