We won't sleep together?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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