She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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