Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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