If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Do vagina's smell?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
