Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Terrible idea I love it
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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