Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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