Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
