How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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