I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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