No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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