FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
