we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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