bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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