i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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