What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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