This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
