Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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