Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
