I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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