my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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