I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
