Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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