You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
