So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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