The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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