That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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