I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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