I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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