The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Are my feet made of real feet?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
These tits shall not be calmed
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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